have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
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omg I saw that someone posted ryan kesler on google earth, so I went to investigate this and omfg im crYING.
kes and the rest of the team are all on google maps omg
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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
“What does it mean to win? …there are no words”
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